Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices
can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god
mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shitty life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband
dr mis o’geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN
fun fact if you’re a man you’re not allowed to laugh at this joke bcus i don’t go a day without hearing about how girls are all overemotional unstable and crazy so you all still think like this you’ve just gotten better at phrasing it in a way that doesnt seem like bullshit at first glance
I think Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart are the only actors from Twilight people still remember. Also Rami Malek but nobody remembers he was in Twilight at all.
hmm … u have depression ….. [jotting down notes] so tell me, in 2012 …. were u a fan of one direction perhaps? …. [writing vigorously] .. interesting …. hm .. tell me … how did u feel when zayn left the band in 2015 …. depressed perhaps ? hm .. i think i know what’s going on here,
